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<Gustavo6046> Sean and Chrisella tried to impersonate me in other IRC networks, and they are now planning to spam #j with 4chan and my shit facebook pis.
<Gustavo6046> pics*
<Gustavo6046> That is a fictional example.
<Gustavo6046> Every relationship with real events should be considered as accidental and used jokingly only.
<@FusedQyou> Sowhat's so hard about just privatising your pictures?
<@FusedQyou> I doubt they have saved them already
<SyKoTiC> thats why i save nudes in usersub on imgur ;)
<SyKoTiC> Im a nice guy i swear
<Gustavo6046> SyKoTiC, nudes are nothing for me - I always prefer the real deal
<Gustavo6046> And irl
<Gustavo6046> And ok, I did a precise description of an existing event.
<SyKoTiC> So thats why you uninstalled Grindr?
<Gustavo6046> An event that may happen
<Gustavo6046> (but didn't happen -- yet)
<Dark-Assassin> Gustavo6046 likes the dick IRL
<Gustavo6046> what
<SyKoTiC> You just said you like real deal
<SyKoTiC> The real meat.
<SyKoTiC> Not that mcdonalds shit.
<Gustavo6046> I mean that I prefer the real fun for the real visual.
<SyKoTiC> You want the prime rib
<Gustavo6046> wtf

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<@Tribeam> ah fuck
<@Tribeam> its bad enough we have 1 helten
<@Tribeam> now we have 3?!
<@Dark-Assassin> ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!
<Tiger> ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!
<Tiger> ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!
<Tiger> AND I FEEL FINE!
<@Tribeam> BALHLBALHBLA BADFLDKEPOKE VOERKPOEK OEKROGPHEK EOKGOEK ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!
<Tiger> hahahaha
<Tiger> Yup, exactly how the song works!

<N30N1UM> .host iwad="doom2.wad" wad="drr-1.4.whatever.pk3" gamemode="teamlms" hostname="Deathrun Remake 1.4" data=true dmflags=3227908 dmflags2=5767232
<+Painkiller> Server started successfully on port 10826!
<%Dark-Assassin> .ddos 10826
<+Painkiller> Server crashed on port 10826! Server ran for 0 days 0 hours 4 minutes and 42 second(s).
<WaTaKiD> gj Dark-Assassin
<%Dark-Assassin> hehe
<N30N1UM> ;-;
<+csnxs> rofl
<%Dark-Assassin> Took longer than I thought though
<WaTaKiD> ur skill is not enuff
<%Dark-Assassin> Apparently not.

<@Tribot> [pics] Confusing perspective: http://i.imgur.com/AXdzTab.jpg
<Tiger> ATTACK OF THE FLYING KILLER BOATS
<Tiger> WAIT
<Tiger> IT ALL MAKES SENSE
<Tiger> Aff
<Tiger> Affliction,
<@Tribeam> build the doomsday bunkers!@
<Tiger> THIS IS WHAT TONY ABBOT FEARED
<Tiger> HOLY SHIT
<Tiger> STOP THE BOATS
<Tiger> WHY THOUGHT HE WAS CRAZY, BUT HE WAS RIGHT!
<Tiger> WE THOUGHT ALSO
<@Tribeam> he wasnt crazy
<Tiger> NOT ANYMORE!
<@Tribeam> he knew exactly what he was doing with all of his desicions

<@Dark-Assassin> <@MiFU|Work> yea i need to get the mods on
<@Dark-Assassin> <@MiFU|Work> and then we are all set
<@Dark-Assassin> <@MiFU|Work> not this week though
<@Dark-Assassin> <@MiFU|Work> i had a bad start of the week at work
<@Tribeam> oh
<Tiger> MiFU|Work came to work and said "Hey, lets all switch to Windows Metro ALL THE WAY!"
<Tiger> And now he's on everyones shitlist
<@MiFU|Work> lol
<@MiFU|Work> fuck you
<@Dark-Assassin> Tiger: wasn't that you?
<Tiger> ;)
<@Tribeam> tell you co-workers to eat a dick
<@Tribeam> then get fire for doing so
<Affliction> No, Tiger goes to work and just installs Windows 8 on everyone's machine after hours, without informing anyone.
<Tiger> ^ legit
<Affliction> Not only will the UI be awful - the network will collapse from all the "telemetry" being sent to the Microsoft(R) Mothership(R)
<Tiger> Especially if we're using hubs 8)
<Tiger> Oh baby, those hubs
<Affliction> passive hubs behind passive hubs. The only way to build a network.
<Tiger> \o/
<Affliction> Then when people complain about it being slow, progressively replace them with 10 meg switches (with 10 meg trunks) YOU'LL BE A HERO!
<Tiger> :D
<Affliction> half duplex, of course

<Sean> Decay | Marcaek http://pastebin.com/qvQQXQpZ
<Linky> -{ Metalguy goes nuts - Pastebin.com }-
<Sean> Tiger:
<Oduya> Why do people fuck with that kid?
<TheMostlyCat> why are there so many kids in the doom communities
<TheMostlyCat> grow some goddamn pubes
<Oduya> Lol this port is gonna die because of the old man syndrome
<TheMostlyCat> i would enjoy that
<TheMostlyCat> call me a grumpy middle-aged man
<Tiger> My main grib with him, you suggest that he makes a change on something - he tells you to shut up and says what he made is phenomenal. We all made 256x256 squares before, and we all know that - its not enough.
<TheMostlyCat> shut up Tiger
<TheMostlyCat> oh wait
<TheMostlyCat> sorry i thought that sentence was generated
<TheMostlyCat> (shut up tiger)
<Tiger> NOU
<Tiger> MY REPUTATION IS NOW RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU
<Tiger> I"M GONNA HAX YOU
<Tiger> AND YOUR ACCOUNTS
<Tiger> AND I HAVE LOGS
<Tiger> MANY LOGS
<Tiger> TO SHUT YOU DOWN

<Tiger> Damn it Konar2016, always AFK'ing >:(
<Tiger> fake AFK'ing and etc
<Affliction> Yeah
<Affliction> damn your fake AFKness
<Konar2016> yeah, I have fake work and I fake sleeping
<Tiger> DEADMIN Konar2016 and etc etc
<Konar2016> everythign about me is fake
<Tiger> I AM GOING TO HACK YOU AND BLAH BLAH BLAH
<Affliction> Especially the name "Konar2016"
<Konar2016> I don't even exist, this is just a bot speaking
<Tiger> so much fakeness
<Konar2016> I'm the tea maker from Star Trek:NG

<Tiger> I am predicting that at 02.30, I'll finally be finished with the final room
<Tiger> TGRDM3 WILL BE AT 90%!!!
<Affliction> what if your measurement is slightly off and it'll actually be 89.999%?
<Affliction> ERROR BARS
<Tiger> CEILING ROUNDING
<Tiger> PROBLEM
<Tiger> FIXED
<Affliction> but then you'll be short if you're actually 90.001%
<Tribeam> Tiger
<Affliction> oh, "ceiling"
<Tiger> FLOOR ROUNDING AFTER CEILING
<Tribeam> im deducting 300 points per 90 degree angle i find
<Affliction> I somehow missed that
<Affliction> 90.001 -> 91
<Tiger> CHECK MATE
<Tiger> Tribeam, there's a lot of pi/2 going on :(
<Affliction> only half a pi?
<Affliction> wtf
<Affliction> I DEMAND A FULL PI
<Tiger> NO
<Affliction> I WANT MY MONEY BACK
<Tiger> NO
<Tiger> GTFO
<Affliction> YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER
<Tribeam> YOU'LL GET pi/4 AND LIKE IT!
<Tiger> YEAH, WHO'S YOUR LAWYER? ANITA?!
<Affliction> YEAH
<Tribeam> AND THANK ME FOR THE PRIVLEDGE
<Tiger> fuck
<Tiger> I have tons of pi/4 and -pi/4 :D
<Affliction> Due to inflation, pi is now 3.15
<Tiger> :|

<Tiger> Affliction, GET
<Tiger> OFF
<Tiger> MY
<Tiger> IRC
<Affliction> nou
<Tiger> yesu
<Affliction> nou'
<Tiger> yesu
<Affliction> nou
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<Tiger> :D!
<Tiger> GG
<Tiger> no re
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<Tiger> fuck
<Tiger> :(
<Affliction> re?
<Tiger> no
<Affliction> :(
<Tiger> you win :(

<@TheMustardCart> wtf did you say
<@TheMustardCart> dont talk back to super admins
<@TheMustardCart> youll get your ass administrated