| <@MiFU> | i open my burger up etc | 
| <+TheMr> | I must go soon and prepare for tomorrows laps before work | 
| <+TheMr> | kk | 
| <+TheMr> | burger opened | 
| <@MiFU> | and i found sh!t loads of hair inside of the burger | 
| <+TheMr> | yum | 
| <+TheMr> | OMG | 
| <+TheMr> | colour = ? | 
| <+C405129> | <21:02:43> <@MiFU> and i found sh!t loads of hair inside of the burger | 
| <+C405129> | <21:02:46> <+TheMr> yum | 
| <+C405129> | Quoted | 
| <+C405129> | for | 
| <+C405129> | the | 
| <+C405129> | UNTRUTH! | 
| <+TheMr> | yum was for >>> [22:01] <@MiFU> i open my burger up etc | 
| <@MiFU> | black hair :( | 
| <+TheMr> | he got in too quick | 
| <+C405129> | TheClub: unmoderate | 
| ??? | Mode: [TheClub] sets [-m] | 
| <+TheMr> | black hairs | 
| <+C405129> | MiFU: How long? | 
| <+TheMr> | curly ones? | 
| <+TheMr> | ewe | 
| <@MiFU> | you dnt wanna know :/ | 
| <+C405129> | If it was ~30CM and curly; SORRY! | 
| <+TheMr> | I bet they were slimey | 
| <@MiFU> | anyways i asked for a refund | 
| <+TheMr> | lol | 
| <@MiFU> | they wouldent give me one | 
| <@MiFU> | so instead of me walking away | 
| <@MiFU> | i threw the burger over the counter | 
| <@MiFU> | hopeing to hit some one | 
| <@MiFU> | now | 
| <@MiFU> | but | 
| <+TheMr | goes to get cup - brb> | 
| <+C405129> | TheMr: Plug a coffeemachine into your power strip. | 
| <+TheMr> | lol | 
| <+TheMr> | back | 
| <@MiFU> | anyways after i threw the burger | 
| <+TheMr | crosses legs instead of going to the toilet> | 
| <@MiFU> | not only it went everywhere | 
| <@MiFU> | everyone behind the counter | 
| <@MiFU> | including in the kitchen | 
| <@MiFU> | ducked | 
| <@MiFU> | and shat bricks | 
| <+C405129> | Literally. | 
| <+TheMr> | I bet they did | 
| <@MiFU | puts $1 in the swear jar> | 
| <+TheMr> | lol | 
| <@MiFU> | anyways | 
| <+TheMr> | I saw them fixing the door up after that - yash, it must have been you | 
| <@MiFU> | my mate gave me another one that was infested with hair also | 
| <+TheMr> | they had trouble with the locks | 
| <+TheMr> | <@MiFU> my mate gave me another one that was infested with hair also >>> OMG | 
| <+TheMr> | what mate is that? | 
| <@MiFU> | one of my school mates | 
| <+TheMr> | what are they having sexual encounters over the counters? | 
| <+C405129> | UFiM | 
| <+TheMr> | too many counters | 
| <@MiFU> | almost all of our burgers were infested with hair | 
| <+TheMr> | o | 
| <+TheMr> | of course Mr C | 
| <+TheMr> | :) | 
| <+TheMr> | OMG - like a plague | 
| <@MiFU> | anyways what happen was the 2nd burger | 
| <@MiFU> | ended up hiting the manager | 
| <@MiFU> | of the store | 
| <+C405129> | xD | 
| <+TheMr> | mabey they use that hsir removal cream instead of suntan creams | 
| <@MiFU> | like she walked in to it | 
| <+TheMr> | s= a | 
| <@MiFU> | into the genral direction | 
| <@MiFU> | of the burger | 
| <+TheMr> | ran into it | 
| <@MiFU> | and coped it in the face | 
| <+C405129> | LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL | 
| <+TheMr> | omg | 
| <@MiFU> | then i get thrown out | 
| <@MiFU> | etc etc | 
| <+C405129 | falls off his chair> | 
| <+TheMr> | by? | 
| <+TheMr> | who threw you? | 
| <@MiFU> | no i got physicaly thrown out | 
| <@MiFU> | by the manager | 
| <@MiFU> | shes like a fat bulky girl | 
| <+TheMr> | physical | 
| <+TheMr> | another >> ewe | 
| <@MiFU> | the ones i wouldent wanna sleep with | 
| <+TheMr> | O | 
| <@MiFU> | like i said i got push out the door lol | 
| <+TheMr> | did you get a burger at all? | 
| <@MiFU> | nope | 
| <+TheMr> | money exchanged? | 
| <@MiFU> | cool thing was | 
| <@MiFU> | i got money from ppl | 
| <@MiFU> | who were coming out of hungery jacks | 
| <+TheMr> | o | 
| <+TheMr> | the ordinary joe | 
| <+TheMr> | nice | 
| <@MiFU> | like they were giving me money so i can get my self a feed somewhere else | 
| <Hypersonic> | when did this happen MiFU | 
| <@MiFU> | ages ago actaully | 
| <+C405129> | few months ago | 
| <@MiFU> | last year | 
| <+C405129> | ~october? | 
| <@TheClub> | No idea. | 
| <@MiFU> | yea | 
| <+TheMr> | lol | 
| <@MiFU> | somewhere then | 
| <+TheMr> | I must remove the garments attaching themselves to my skins - I am getting stuck to them, and in need of showering | 
| <@MiFU> | got a call from the cops saying if i step foot into that hungery jacks again | 
| <@MiFU> | id get arrested | 
| <@MiFU> | LOL | 
| <+TheMr> | you will be shotted at | 
| <+C405129> | TheClub: praise MiFU | 
| <@TheClub | <3 MiFU> | 
| <+TheMr> | unbearable | 
| <@MiFU> | it dnt matter tho | 
| <@MiFU> | i know another hungery jacks that dnt tamper with your meal like that | 
| <@MiFU> | so i go to that 1 | 
| <+TheMr> | well do not dwell on that incident? You will attract more of the same of you do. Best off to even think of it again - it does you no advantage | 
| <+TheMr> | Best off NOT to even think of it again | 
| <@MiFU> | it dnt matter | 
| <+TheMr> | good |