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<@MiFU> i open my burger up etc
<+TheMr> I must go soon and prepare for tomorrows laps before work
<+TheMr> kk
<+TheMr> burger opened
<@MiFU> and i found sh!t loads of hair inside of the burger
<+TheMr> yum
<+TheMr> OMG
<+TheMr> colour = ?
<+C405129> <21:02:43> <@MiFU> and i found sh!t loads of hair inside of the burger
<+C405129> <21:02:46> <+TheMr> yum
<+C405129> Quoted
<+C405129> for
<+C405129> the
<+C405129> UNTRUTH!
<+TheMr> yum was for >>> [22:01] <@MiFU> i open my burger up etc
<@MiFU> black hair :(
<+TheMr> he got in too quick
<+C405129> TheClub: unmoderate
??? Mode: [TheClub] sets [-m]
<+TheMr> black hairs
<+C405129> MiFU: How long?
<+TheMr> curly ones?
<+TheMr> ewe
<@MiFU> you dnt wanna know :/
<+C405129> If it was ~30CM and curly; SORRY!
<+TheMr> I bet they were slimey
<@MiFU> anyways i asked for a refund
<+TheMr> lol
<@MiFU> they wouldent give me one
<@MiFU> so instead of me walking away
<@MiFU> i threw the burger over the counter
<@MiFU> hopeing to hit some one
<@MiFU> now
<@MiFU> but
<+TheMr goes to get cup - brb>
<+C405129> TheMr: Plug a coffeemachine into your power strip.
<+TheMr> lol
<+TheMr> back
<@MiFU> anyways after i threw the burger
<+TheMr crosses legs instead of going to the toilet>
<@MiFU> not only it went everywhere
<@MiFU> everyone behind the counter
<@MiFU> including in the kitchen
<@MiFU> ducked
<@MiFU> and shat bricks
<+C405129> Literally.
<+TheMr> I bet they did
<@MiFU puts $1 in the swear jar>
<+TheMr> lol
<@MiFU> anyways
<+TheMr> I saw them fixing the door up after that - yash, it must have been you
<@MiFU> my mate gave me another one that was infested with hair also
<+TheMr> they had trouble with the locks
<+TheMr> <@MiFU> my mate gave me another one that was infested with hair also >>> OMG
<+TheMr> what mate is that?
<@MiFU> one of my school mates
<+TheMr> what are they having sexual encounters over the counters?
<+C405129> UFiM
<+TheMr> too many counters
<@MiFU> almost all of our burgers were infested with hair
<+TheMr> o
<+TheMr> of course Mr C
<+TheMr> :)
<+TheMr> OMG - like a plague
<@MiFU> anyways what happen was the 2nd burger
<@MiFU> ended up hiting the manager
<@MiFU> of the store
<+C405129> xD
<+TheMr> mabey they use that hsir removal cream instead of suntan creams
<@MiFU> like she walked in to it
<+TheMr> s= a
<@MiFU> into the genral direction
<@MiFU> of the burger
<+TheMr> ran into it
<@MiFU> and coped it in the face
<+TheMr> omg
<@MiFU> then i get thrown out
<@MiFU> etc etc
<+C405129 falls off his chair>
<+TheMr> by?
<+TheMr> who threw you?
<@MiFU> no i got physicaly thrown out
<@MiFU> by the manager
<@MiFU> shes like a fat bulky girl
<+TheMr> physical
<+TheMr> another >> ewe
<@MiFU> the ones i wouldent wanna sleep with
<+TheMr> O
<@MiFU> like i said i got push out the door lol
<+TheMr> did you get a burger at all?
<@MiFU> nope
<+TheMr> money exchanged?
<@MiFU> cool thing was
<@MiFU> i got money from ppl
<@MiFU> who were coming out of hungery jacks
<+TheMr> o
<+TheMr> the ordinary joe
<+TheMr> nice
<@MiFU> like they were giving me money so i can get my self a feed somewhere else
<Hypersonic> when did this happen MiFU
<@MiFU> ages ago actaully
<+C405129> few months ago
<@MiFU> last year
<+C405129> ~october?
<@TheClub> No idea.
<@MiFU> yea
<+TheMr> lol
<@MiFU> somewhere then
<+TheMr> I must remove the garments attaching themselves to my skins - I am getting stuck to them, and in need of showering
<@MiFU> got a call from the cops saying if i step foot into that hungery jacks again
<@MiFU> id get arrested
<+TheMr> you will be shotted at
<+C405129> TheClub: praise MiFU
<@TheClub <3 MiFU>
<+TheMr> unbearable
<@MiFU> it dnt matter tho
<@MiFU> i know another hungery jacks that dnt tamper with your meal like that
<@MiFU> so i go to that 1
<+TheMr> well do not dwell on that incident? You will attract more of the same of you do. Best off to even think of it again - it does you no advantage
<+TheMr> Best off NOT to even think of it again
<@MiFU> it dnt matter
<+TheMr> good

<@MiFU> well some lady called us
<@MiFU> and since we do mods for xboxes etc
<@MiFU> she says "can you put a "dildo" on a xbox?"
<@C405129> ROFL
<mnix> wtf
<@MiFU> im like "dildos for xboxes? thats some HI TECH SHIT RIGHT THERE"
<@C405129> lolz
<@MiFU> typical lesbians
<@MiFU> making a MEGA dildo
<@MiFU> using an xbox
<@MiFU> wow thats REALLY HI TECH
<@C405129> hm
* C405129 notes to self never to go to wherever the hell MiFU works
<@MiFU> lol
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<@MiFU> we said no we dnt do them
<@MiFU> try the modshop

<~MiFU> <~C405129> <20:16:41> <~C405129> * mrnix back 20:28:35 EST (bathing) gone: 1709wks 2days 23hrs 42mins 18secs
<~MiFU> <~C405129> <20:16:41> <~C405129> <mrnix> YES
<~MiFU> <~C405129> <20:16:41> <~C405129> <mrnix> best bath ever

* DeathBRingeR coughs
<Firewolf> Dude.
<Firewolf> Are you trying to wake them up?
<Firewolf> Shh... the channel's I.Q is slowly recovering.

<hobojoe44> Fucking BS the moron who designed this keyboard should be shot. Playing in the dark and hit power key instead of f12. Beacause power is were print screen should be.

<+TheHauntedRage> AlwaysDoomed told me that Mifu granted me recruition powers
<+TheHauntedRage> Is this true
<@C405129> Actually
<@C405129> The recruitments should go by mifu
<@C405129> Sure, you could try him out, and give your reccomendation to mifu
<@C405129> BUT
<@C405129> He gets the ultimate decision
<+TheHauntedRage> Got it
<+hobojoe44> <C405129>IHe gets the ultimate decision -> hang them or death by fireing squad

<UnBot> i set it to reply 100% of cocksuckers

<+Tib> Lol
<+Tib> sup
<+Tib> ctf
<@C405129> SKULLTAG > CTF
<Maelstrom> lol
<@MiFU> <@C405129> CTF IS OVERRATED! >>> politics are over rated so STFU
<+Tib> C405129 is overrated
<+Tib> MiFU > C405129
<@C405129> Yes I am, Tib.
<Maelstrom> lol

* mrnix is thinkin of ideas for mapping
* mrnix mrnix has no ideas for fapping
<+mrnix> wait
<+mrnix> DAMMIT